"Hi and welcome to channel 5 Sina News, I’m your news reporter, Eren Jaeger. The weather today will be—"
"HOLY SHIT JAEGER I’M DOING THE FUCKING NEWS TODAY. I’m Jean Kirschtein with channel 5 Sina News. Today, expect snow flurries—"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP SEABISCUIT YOU DID THE FUCKING WEATHER YESTERDAY. IT’S MY TURN."
"I’M A BETTER FUCKING WEATHER MAN JAEGER GET THE FUCK OFF"
"NO, FUCK YOU."
"I SAID IT FIRST"
Five year olds on the channel 5 news fighting over the weather instead of the news
'eren u r hot jk'
eren spends the rest of the day showing people this text and ragefully asking them if jean’s the kind of guy to sign his initials
eren carves ‘EJ’ into a tree. jean gives himself indigestion wondering if the J is for jean or jaeger
if you talk 2 me about erejean i will probably smile n clap my hands a lot